Israel Slammed
The Obama Administration is blasting Israel for building more houses in the West Bank. I can see how building homes is just as bad as the Palestinians firing rockets... remember, there was that one house that landed on that wicked witch that time.



"Green Zone" Makes No Green
The anti-Iraq War film "The Green Zone" faltered at the box office on its opening weekend. Hollywood still doesn't realize that if the American people wanted to feel bad about their country, they'd just watch MSNBC.



ABBA Induction
ABBA will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame tonight. They were already inducted into the Spandex Hall of Fame last week.



Prius Incident Doubts
More doubts are being cast on the driver of the Prius that supposedly went out of control near San Diego last week. It turns out the brakes on the car were functioning, the engine cut off was fine, and cell phone records show the driver called 15 trial lawyers before he dialed 911.



Obama Health Care
President Obama is set to make his "final speech" in favor of the health care reform bill in Ohio today. He'll make 16 more final speeches in the next three weeks.





March 15th


44 BC: Julius Caesar is stabbed to death by Marcus Junius Brutus, Gaius Cassius Longinus, Decimus Junius Brutus and a bunch of other weirdos just looking for an excuse to run around with knives and togas.


1493: Christopher Columbus returns to Spain after his first trip to the Americas. He brings gifts of gold, spices, and syphilis.


1776: South Carolina becomes the first American colony to declare its independence from Great Britain and set up its own government. It is still hoped that one day, South Carolina will join the United States.