Miners Rescued
Eight miners have been freed as rescue efforts continue in Chile. They've been down there for 69 days. The only people stuck on the bottom longer than they were are the Pittsburgh Pirates.



Movie Magic
Paramount Pictures is digitally enhancing "The Ten Commandments." The new version features better pictures, sound, and a more eco-friendly splitting of the Red Sea.



Brown Says He's Sorry
Jerry Brown has apologized for calling Meg Whitman a "whore." Which is the same thing as Meg Whitman apologizing for calling Jerry Brown a "Democrat."



Late Night Fatties
A new study shows that people who watch a lot of TV and surf the Internet late at night are more obese. Except for the people who are watching and surfing porn... they're just going blind.



"Social Network" and Women
Critics say "The Social Network" offers a crude, often misogynistic portrayal of nearly every women featured in the movie. The criticism is confusing writer Aaron Sorkin who insists the script consultants were all his favorite hookers.




October 13th


54: Nero ascends to the Roman throne on a popular platform of incest and arson.


409: Vandals and Alans cross the Pyrenees and T-P the whole east side of the mountains.


1885: The Georgia Tech is founded in Atlanta, Georgia. It immediately offers stunning new technologies to the American South, like shoes.