Social Security Change
Insiders say the deficit reduction commission will recommend that the minimum age for Social Security be raised... to 257.



Student Loan Waste
A new report shows that about $8 billion worth of taxpayer money is wasted each year on students who drop out of colleage after one year... and about $100 billion has been wasted on every student who's ever gone to Arizona State.



Favre Pics
The NFL has obtained even more nude pictures Brett Favre meant to send to another woman... that's his 10th interception this season.



Welfare Abuse
A new report shows that welfare recipients in Massachusetts can use their benefit ATM cards at bars, casinos, and on John Kerry’s yacht.



Moms and Booze
A new study shows that it’s okay for pregnant women to have 1-2 alcoholic drinks per week… even though that’s what probably got them into trouble in the first place.





October 11th

1727: George II and Caroline of Ansbach are crowned King and Queen of Great Britain, and get their own reality show.


1906: The San Francisco public school board orders Japanese students to be taught in racially segregated schools... because most of them kept ruining the curve for the dumb white kids.


1957: M.I.T. scientists calculate Sputnik I's booster rocket's orbit… but still can’t get a date.